1 00:00:09,960 --> 00:00:12,280 I can't wait to see if I get pregnant. 2 00:00:32,180 --> 00:00:38,940 Hey, what's up? The door is wide open. 3 00:00:39,760 --> 00:00:44,440 You texted it to... Something... It was Ian. 4 00:00:44,640 --> 00:00:46,720 I caught him fucking texting a girl. 5 00:00:46,960 --> 00:00:47,960 30 texts. 6 00:00:48,480 --> 00:00:52,580 And then he came around and said that it was his cousin. His fucking cousin? Are 7 00:00:52,580 --> 00:00:53,499 you serious? Yeah. 8 00:00:53,500 --> 00:00:54,660 Oh my god. 9 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:56,940 What a fucking asshole, bro. 10 00:00:57,300 --> 00:00:58,880 Hey, what's that? 11 00:00:59,840 --> 00:01:02,780 Oh, uh... It's a pregnancy test. 12 00:01:08,300 --> 00:01:09,300 I can't even look. Can you check? 13 00:01:09,920 --> 00:01:10,920 It's negative. 14 00:01:14,160 --> 00:01:16,460 It's good. It means my plan can still work. 15 00:01:20,640 --> 00:01:22,480 Okay. What are you doing? 16 00:01:23,640 --> 00:01:25,940 I mean, you've always wanted to fuck me, right? 17 00:01:26,160 --> 00:01:30,140 Yeah, but I'm not, like, I've been such an asshole to your boyfriend, you know? 18 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:32,940 Like, I'm not just some revenge dick you can just call up. 19 00:01:33,260 --> 00:01:35,840 I mean, it's fine. 20 00:01:37,259 --> 00:01:39,760 I've always wanted, I just want to get pregnant. 21 00:01:40,260 --> 00:01:44,700 Yeah, but like, you know, that's cool and all and I support it, but like, no, 22 00:01:44,860 --> 00:01:48,860 this is him cheating on you and you trying to get revenge by using my dick. 23 00:01:49,320 --> 00:01:50,720 And I'm not cool with that. 24 00:01:52,480 --> 00:01:53,480 It's fine. 25 00:01:54,140 --> 00:01:55,140 Come on. 26 00:01:55,340 --> 00:01:56,640 Seriously? Yeah. 27 00:01:57,160 --> 00:01:58,160 No. 28 00:01:58,380 --> 00:02:00,260 You don't think it'd be a good idea? 29 00:02:00,490 --> 00:02:04,990 No, I think it'd be an amazing idea, but I think you're just doing it because you 30 00:02:04,990 --> 00:02:07,110 want revenge on someone who cheated on you. 31 00:02:07,550 --> 00:02:10,449 No, it's because I don't want a baby. 32 00:02:10,810 --> 00:02:14,410 It's because you got cheated on. And I get it. 33 00:02:15,170 --> 00:02:16,170 Heartbreak sucks. 34 00:02:17,570 --> 00:02:22,030 I'll be there for you, but I'm not just going to be there if you want to get 35 00:02:22,030 --> 00:02:24,510 revenge on him and use my dick for it. You know what I mean? 36 00:02:25,990 --> 00:02:27,110 It'll be okay. 37 00:02:27,720 --> 00:02:31,960 You know, I know it'll be okay, but what I'm saying is... You don't want me? 38 00:02:32,280 --> 00:02:37,220 I want you. I really do. I just... I don't want to be involved in drama. 39 00:02:38,480 --> 00:02:39,860 There won't be no drama. 40 00:02:40,120 --> 00:02:41,120 You won't even know. 41 00:02:41,800 --> 00:02:46,120 You say that, and then you're going to show him a video of us fucking, and then 42 00:02:46,120 --> 00:02:47,120 he's going to get mad. 43 00:02:47,340 --> 00:02:53,540 Like, I don't want to be in between any of that. Like, I like to be drama-free. 44 00:02:54,180 --> 00:02:55,340 You will be okay. 45 00:02:57,390 --> 00:02:59,730 You don't want to pump me full of babies? 46 00:03:00,070 --> 00:03:01,210 Of course I do. 47 00:03:01,450 --> 00:03:08,310 Does it sound nice? It sounds perfect. But what I'm saying is, as long as 48 00:03:08,310 --> 00:03:15,230 it's not revenge dick and just, you know, no drama, then 49 00:03:15,230 --> 00:03:16,490 yeah, I'm okay with it. 50 00:03:16,790 --> 00:03:18,530 No, there's no revenge dick. 51 00:03:18,770 --> 00:03:23,630 You say that, but you know there is. You know 100% there is. 52 00:03:23,850 --> 00:03:25,150 Okay, is or isn't? 53 00:03:25,470 --> 00:03:27,270 You're feeling some type of way, are you not? 54 00:03:28,670 --> 00:03:29,810 Even if I am. 55 00:03:30,130 --> 00:03:32,110 It's called revenge dick for a reason. 56 00:03:32,590 --> 00:03:33,590 It's okay. 57 00:03:34,130 --> 00:03:37,170 How are you going to tell me revenge dick is okay? 58 00:03:37,730 --> 00:03:38,730 It's fine. 59 00:03:39,110 --> 00:03:40,650 Uh-huh. Is it? 60 00:03:41,070 --> 00:03:42,070 Is it really? 61 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,070 I'm your neighbor. Come on. 62 00:03:45,650 --> 00:03:46,790 It's all okay. 63 00:03:48,350 --> 00:03:49,710 You don't want me? 64 00:03:50,810 --> 00:03:52,030 I didn't say that. 65 00:03:54,760 --> 00:03:55,760 You sure? 66 00:03:56,660 --> 00:03:58,420 You don't want me? 67 00:03:58,700 --> 00:03:59,700 I didn't say that. 68 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,240 You don't want to get me pregnant? 69 00:04:01,640 --> 00:04:05,360 Of course I want to get you pregnant, but do you really think this is the 70 00:04:05,360 --> 00:04:06,360 right circumstance? 71 00:04:06,540 --> 00:04:08,880 I think this is the perfect circumstance. 72 00:04:09,380 --> 00:04:11,300 Getting cheated on is the perfect circumstance? 73 00:04:12,380 --> 00:04:13,540 I think it's fine. 74 00:04:17,860 --> 00:04:21,380 How long have I been your neighbor? Like five, six years? 75 00:04:21,740 --> 00:04:22,760 Maybe seven years? 76 00:04:23,440 --> 00:04:24,720 Exactly. It'd be perfect. 77 00:04:25,120 --> 00:04:26,620 We already know each other. 78 00:04:28,640 --> 00:04:31,560 I bully him. What do you mean? 79 00:04:34,200 --> 00:04:35,200 It's fine. 80 00:04:36,620 --> 00:04:37,620 God. 81 00:04:38,040 --> 00:04:44,220 You know, if I was just some, like, random guy that, like, you know, lived a 82 00:04:44,220 --> 00:04:46,060 block away, then yeah, I'd get it. 83 00:04:46,300 --> 00:04:51,220 But, like, neighbors and we've known each other six, seven years. 84 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,960 Being neighbors is perfect. That means you can come over anytime. 85 00:04:58,720 --> 00:05:01,160 You're making this very difficult. You know that, right? 86 00:05:01,460 --> 00:05:02,460 Oh, yeah. 87 00:05:02,520 --> 00:05:05,280 And you know what you're doing. Okay. 88 00:05:06,200 --> 00:05:07,200 It's fine. 89 00:05:07,220 --> 00:05:09,100 He's getting plenty of other pussy. 90 00:05:09,820 --> 00:05:11,040 Really? Yeah. 91 00:05:11,320 --> 00:05:12,320 How do you know? 92 00:05:12,960 --> 00:05:14,580 I just caught him cheating. 93 00:05:15,640 --> 00:05:16,920 I mean, that's true. 94 00:05:19,720 --> 00:05:21,280 Can I think on it? 95 00:05:24,560 --> 00:05:25,760 I mean... Is that a no? 96 00:05:26,740 --> 00:05:27,820 We're here. 97 00:05:28,520 --> 00:05:29,520 We are. 98 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:33,180 I mean, why not? 99 00:05:34,400 --> 00:05:36,040 It's a perfect opportunity. 100 00:05:37,700 --> 00:05:38,700 Fair point. 101 00:05:40,780 --> 00:05:43,020 Fair point. 102 00:05:48,020 --> 00:05:49,300 My god. 103 00:05:52,490 --> 00:05:53,750 I really hope there's no backlash. 104 00:05:54,650 --> 00:05:55,710 It'll be fine. 105 00:05:55,970 --> 00:05:56,970 Yeah? 106 00:05:59,370 --> 00:06:01,010 Oh my god. 107 00:06:10,830 --> 00:06:15,090 And... Let me take this off. 108 00:06:21,200 --> 00:06:22,200 How'd you catch him cheating? 109 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:25,140 I went through his phone last night. 110 00:06:25,420 --> 00:06:26,420 Yeah? 111 00:06:26,600 --> 00:06:29,680 And the messages were there. You didn't even try to hide them. 112 00:06:30,660 --> 00:06:32,800 Really? Yeah. He didn't even delete it? 113 00:06:33,020 --> 00:06:35,060 No, and then he tried to say that it was his cousin. 114 00:06:35,820 --> 00:06:39,380 That's so weird, though. Why would he say that it's his cousin? 115 00:06:39,640 --> 00:06:40,640 I know, right? 116 00:06:41,600 --> 00:06:44,340 That's... I 117 00:06:44,340 --> 00:06:51,120 don't know, that's just like... Super confusing. You know what I mean? 118 00:06:51,180 --> 00:06:54,260 Like, his cousin, really? 119 00:06:54,540 --> 00:06:55,339 Like, no. 120 00:06:55,340 --> 00:06:59,340 He couldn't come up with something better? Like, stripper? Like, something 121 00:06:59,340 --> 00:07:00,340 cool? 122 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:04,020 Like, I'm just curious, bro. 123 00:07:04,900 --> 00:07:10,700 Like, did I, did I, like, make his life super miserable to the point where he's 124 00:07:10,700 --> 00:07:13,520 just, like, saying that it's his relatives or some shit? 125 00:07:13,740 --> 00:07:14,820 Like... I don't know. 126 00:07:16,700 --> 00:07:19,140 Oh, my God. Dude, he's, he's... 127 00:07:20,040 --> 00:07:22,000 He's so dumb for that. Like, why? 128 00:07:22,480 --> 00:07:26,520 Like, I don't know. He's just... How long were you with him again? 129 00:07:27,460 --> 00:07:29,200 We were together for a couple of years. 130 00:07:30,560 --> 00:07:34,520 That's my point. You see what I'm talking about? Right. 131 00:07:35,020 --> 00:07:36,020 Oh, my God. 132 00:07:36,300 --> 00:07:38,280 Dude, his loss, whatever. 133 00:08:00,360 --> 00:08:01,460 You still want to get pregnant? 134 00:08:01,660 --> 00:08:03,560 Is that what you're trying to tell me? 135 00:08:04,060 --> 00:08:05,060 With me? 136 00:08:05,080 --> 00:08:08,420 Yeah. Oh my god. So what are we going to do about him then? 137 00:08:10,660 --> 00:08:11,660 You won't know. 138 00:08:12,580 --> 00:08:13,580 Would you say it's his? 139 00:08:13,960 --> 00:08:14,960 Yeah. 140 00:08:16,320 --> 00:08:19,180 Fair enough. I can see that kind of working out. 141 00:08:21,640 --> 00:08:25,720 Me and him do look alike, right? 142 00:08:26,840 --> 00:08:27,840 Similar, yeah. 143 00:08:27,940 --> 00:08:28,940 Similar, so. 144 00:08:29,100 --> 00:08:32,679 It wouldn't be weird if, you know, pop comes out, you know? 145 00:08:33,080 --> 00:08:34,080 No. 146 00:08:35,200 --> 00:08:36,280 We'd look alike, right? 147 00:08:37,720 --> 00:08:38,940 I'm not bugging, right? 148 00:09:30,380 --> 00:09:31,460 Where is he anyways? 149 00:09:32,100 --> 00:09:34,220 I have no idea. 150 00:09:34,620 --> 00:09:38,060 Really? You didn't even have his location on? No. 151 00:09:38,680 --> 00:09:39,880 That's so fucked. 152 00:10:49,870 --> 00:10:50,870 Oh! 153 00:12:56,910 --> 00:12:57,910 these off. 154 00:13:37,160 --> 00:13:38,160 What? 155 00:14:11,560 --> 00:14:13,460 I feel so good. 156 00:14:40,040 --> 00:14:41,400 Mmm. Mmm. 157 00:15:23,660 --> 00:15:25,200 Like your balls like that? Mm-hmm. 158 00:15:28,820 --> 00:15:29,820 Oh, 159 00:15:30,400 --> 00:15:31,400 fuck. 160 00:15:31,740 --> 00:15:32,880 Mm-hmm. 161 00:15:34,060 --> 00:15:36,000 Mm-hmm. 162 00:15:36,280 --> 00:15:37,280 Mm-hmm. 163 00:15:37,340 --> 00:15:38,940 Oh, fuck. 164 00:15:41,760 --> 00:15:43,320 Oh, shit. 165 00:16:58,250 --> 00:17:01,470 Oh my god. 166 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:28,590 Oh, fuck. 167 00:17:36,770 --> 00:17:38,990 Oh, my God. 168 00:17:39,930 --> 00:17:41,090 Oh, 169 00:17:45,630 --> 00:17:48,590 God. 170 00:18:37,710 --> 00:18:38,710 I didn't say to stop. 171 00:19:08,460 --> 00:19:09,840 Now I kind of want to be in you. 172 00:19:10,060 --> 00:19:16,240 Yeah. But, just so I don't accidentally get you pregnant, 173 00:19:16,540 --> 00:19:18,420 production. 174 00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:23,800 No. 175 00:19:27,140 --> 00:19:28,780 I want you to get me pregnant. 176 00:19:30,220 --> 00:19:31,220 You do? 177 00:19:31,440 --> 00:19:32,440 Mm-hmm. 178 00:19:36,900 --> 00:19:37,900 Okay. 179 00:19:43,820 --> 00:19:50,720 this off and the shoes 180 00:19:50,720 --> 00:19:54,960 and the panties 181 00:20:12,900 --> 00:20:14,760 You ready for me to write that, Dave? Yeah. 182 00:20:48,270 --> 00:20:49,270 That's good. 183 00:23:55,020 --> 00:23:56,020 Let's see 184 00:30:12,239 --> 00:30:15,340 Fuck that pussy 185 00:41:52,410 --> 00:41:56,550 You're definitely pregnant after this yeah, definitely 186 00:42:14,440 --> 00:42:17,360 What if it's positive and you're pregnant? 187 00:42:17,920 --> 00:42:20,520 Then my boyfriend's gonna have his bully's baby. 188 00:42:22,720 --> 00:42:23,920 We'll see in a minute. 189 00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:33,940 It's positive. 190 00:42:34,660 --> 00:42:35,900 Oh shit. 191 00:42:36,700 --> 00:42:37,700 Okay. 192 00:42:49,290 --> 00:42:52,170 I'm just trying to cash in my prize. You said I could fuck you while you were 193 00:42:52,170 --> 00:42:53,170 pregnant, right? 194 00:42:55,110 --> 00:42:56,110 Yeah. 195 00:42:58,250 --> 00:42:59,250 What? 196 00:43:01,550 --> 00:43:04,330 I can't wait to see if I get pregnant.